The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:
We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.
Its going to rain.
Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.
He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.
Its going to rain.
Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.
He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
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Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
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a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.
a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.
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She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.
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— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.
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