get buzzed

When sitting in a Hot Tub and getting too hot so you jump into the cold pool to cool off cause your body to shake and your head to get light headed

Man I have been in this hot tub way too long and im burning up, its time to jump in the pool and get buzzed

by ohhshoots January 23, 2011

Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

The buzzer

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.

Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.

by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009

buzzde

A person who picks parsley with his nonna in the garden and when they speak they sound like they say 'z' instead of 's'.

Nonna: "Hey buzzde come and help pick the parsley its not gonna pick its self."

Buzzde: "zettle down il be there in a zeccond."

by Dwayne Popes August 8, 2012

Bezzed

Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.

Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat

by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014

Buzzelin

The sound that your Bluetooth makes when you are too far away from your phone

"hold on for a second, i cant hear you, my Bluetooth is buzzelin"

by Ty Austin January 5, 2009

bruzzed

A state of being intoxicated as a result of alcohol consumption and the ingestion of another substance/drug. A combination of buzzed and drugged.

Person 1: I was all kinds of bruzzed last night.
Person 2: Dude, you were out of your mind!

by t4peworm May 30, 2019