Brock

The SPAM brained date rapist that’s an advertisement for the importance of the morning after pill.

That guy is such a Brock. He’s got one tube up his leg to pee into, he’s got another for lager, and one more to hide his roofies for sedating chicks.

by Matisse.trolldoll July 24, 2018

Brock

A boy who is very blonde and has pink eyes. He lives in Pennslyvania but he would rather live in Prague. He is very strange and likes to beat sticks together in random patterns which he thinks are beautiful but other people think are horrible. He has pet iguanas and lives all alone as a schizophrenic.

He has a cyber deer as a girlfriend and they have three children. His cyber deer girlfriend is very fertile. He is secretly in love with a trumpet player who is named Anna but she left him for a sheep named Meepers. He plays the tuba.

Oh my god Brock is playing with sticks again!!!! Shut him up!!!!

by Wishtyz July 1, 2009

Brock

The outer skin of the vagina, often having razor burn and soreness due to heavy sex.

That girls brock looked rough

by kxfsteve February 23, 2009

Brock

To have an accident that could have been avoided, to accidentally injure yourself or being prone to accidents and mishaps.

"Dude, i had a bit of a Brock while riding my bicycle the other day"

"I totally Brocked it when i hit that jump"

"Haha, you did a Brock"

by Fizzle33 July 28, 2013

Brock

A filthy coward who deserves to be mocked wherever, whenever. A "fucking pussy ass butch"

Yo that kids such a Brock lmao

by IguessMan October 22, 2016

Brock

Brock means that you are asexual but still get crushes.

“Dude I think I’m Brock”

by BrockoliAndCheese April 7, 2019

Brock

brocks are the sexiest most handsome, funny people in the world. no matter if there straight or gay they have all the hoes. there great at gardening and have so many friends. if your friends with a brock you in the presence of a god

guy/girl: wow brocks so fucking hot

by brock the best gardener November 18, 2020