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Brittnii

Beautiful in every way. The best friend anyone in the world could ask for! Very outgoing, unique, & ohhh so funny :)

<3 BACON
I would love to have a Brittnii as my best friend.
by Ste-Red February 3, 2010
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International Fuck Britain Month

The month in which an absolute fuck-ton of Countries have declared independence from Britain over the course of human history.

Also known as: July
Person 1: Happy International Fuck Britain Month!
Person 2: *Fires a Firework*
A British Person: What in the goddamn?
by Aqua Markwin July 11, 2021
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Britni

Oh, Britni? She's only the most UHHMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, MOST UNDERSTANDING PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET!

She's also the BEST sister anyone could ever ask for!(:
Oh, Britni? Yeah, i know her, she's one COOL KID!(;
by Brit's favorite sister(: October 12, 2011
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Brittani

A sexy,mysterious down to earth kind of girl. She is very outgoing when around a big crowd but behind closed doors this girl is a freak and will have you begging for more! She always knows what she wants and she always intends to get just that!
Maybe Brittani could show my girlfriend how to do freaky things like that! Yeah I know, Brittani is awesome!
by the mrs January 4, 2010
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britana

a sexy individual that has god like features..she has eyes like an owl but looks like a fox.is the most outgoing and sensitive girl i ever met..although she gets mad very easily, i love her too much un chingo
she is a paisa and my bestfriend <3
oh yeah, that girl britana?..osea patrick star?
by cheo? November 21, 2010
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Brittani

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is very smart, funny nice but also weird. She sometimes makes weird noises and throws you for a loop but she is a majestic dark beauty with looks and brains.
What kind of girl would you marry?

A Brittani
by ThatCoolGuyAyye April 13, 2013
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Britain

aka England.(to the very ignorant)
aka Chavland. (to the British)
aka Scotland. ("Fucking Britain! I'm fucking scottish" said jock)

Now im not writing this defination to boast about how great, britain is. All of you already know about this and the name of Great Britain further emphazises the greatness.
I am also writing this to give misguided souls a true discription of Great Britain and to spell out common misconceptions.

Misconception
No 1: Britain and England are not the same thing.
England is England. Are we all catching that?
Great Britain is England, Scotland and Wales.

No 2: Not all British look like the "back end of a bus" (ugly)
Apart from myself and Price Charles that is.

No 3: Tony Blair is not a Wanker.
He is a tosser. (To the non-britons and idiots among you they are both detrogatory comments)

No 4: We dont all have crumpets at tea time.
Scones are favoured accompainment to a lovely Earl Gray.

In this short space of time you have now grown accustomed to Britain's traditions. I will now provide a translation for tourists on holiday to sunny Britain;

football = soccer
oh bollocks = oh shit
a bit of crumpet = a good looking girl
arseholes = assholes or alternatly the french
french = frogs or dirty bastards
"Come on them!" = "you my friend are ever so obnoxious and now you feel my wrath with the old traditional british duel. Jeeves fetch my dueling pistols!"

I am sure all of you will agree that these translations will certainly allow you to communicate more fluently with the average Briton. May i also add the last phrase; "Come on them" works most effectively with a cockney, scouse, brummy, geordie or scottish accent. Don't say it in the queen's english you will sound like a ponce.

I now come to end of my explantion for now i bid you farewell. And may God (who is British) jolly well bless you old chaps.

(I wonder if anyone has a sence of irony or pathetic fallacy)
"Of course God is British, the bible's written in english"

Please don't start sending me hate mail about how the bible was originally written in latin. Or if you don't believe in a God. Or if alternatly believe in Allah, or them indian Gods or if you are currently intoxicated and believe you are God and that you can fly etc.

"God save the Queen and Britain"
by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008
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