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bring me the horizon

A band so good that people talk an awful amount of shit about them just because they don't sound like ''the rolling stones'' or ''slayer'' or any other overrated P.O.S. Bands that these haters listen to...
Fag-''Bring me the horizon sucks''
BMTH Fan-''Go fuck a dog while you listen to your Rolling Stones, Slayer, old person shit!''
by xXMetalcoreFanXx July 23, 2011
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Bring me some soup

The asking for soup, usually by black weather reporters during heavy rain. Used famously by Ollie Williams in Family Guy.
Tom: "In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "HAD ONE!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "BRING ME SOME SOUP!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "CHUNKY!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get on that."
by Shroomie101 July 27, 2009
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now bring me that horizon

a line made famous by the pirates of the caribbean movies. it is to be used when you are setting off to do something i.e. on a mission. usually uttered to oneself after other instructions have been given.
a loose translation is: "now, lets go."
person 1: alright first we'll get the beer, then we'll get the car, and then we're off to Mexico!
other people: alright! yay! woohoo!
person 1: now bring me that horizon
by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007
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Captain Bring-Me-Down

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.
Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!
by Jerky1037 March 21, 2008
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waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.
Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!
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Bring Me The Horizon

A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.

I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.
Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.
by KingKrispy47 March 3, 2020
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Bring me caramel slice

A stupid meme of an Australian kid waking up in a hospital room looking straight at a camera shoved in his face like he’s traumatized, grabbing his phone and texting “bring me caramel slice” (an Australian dessert), usually edited to serious emotional music such as Beyoncé’s “Sorry original demo”
“Bring me caramel slice
TikTok: edits of a kid waking up and Beyoncé on my fyp
by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025
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