The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

The Breakfast of Champions by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

New York Breakfast of Champions 

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

New York Breakfast of Champions by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

The Breakfast of Champions

Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..

stop fighting republican nazi and angry tim!

The Breakfast of Champions by IrishRepublicanArmy May 27, 2004

Breakfast of the Champions 

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole

While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles

Breakfast of the Champions by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018

Breakfast of Champignons 

Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons

Breakfast of Champignons by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006