Branden

Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"

by The Master Branden December 25, 2009

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013

bradded

Clogging of a pipe, water or sewage transport method through excessive amounts of congealed semen.

The pipe is blocked as it has been bradded.

by unpopulardefinition February 11, 2020

Branden

very funny,good friend,good boyfriend whoever has the name Branden is unique in a lot of ways he is very good with the girls he’ll be there when they need him and the one girl he really likes you might have a future with

Branden is really funny

by love whisper April 24, 2019

Brandey

Brandey is English, the name of the distilled wine from the Dutch term "brandewijn." It's also an Italian surname meaning sword. Brandey's are shy, very caring, lovable and keep to their word. Anyone who comes in contact with them will want to stay friends with them forever. They are very loyal people.

Brandey is so attractive due to their beauty and loyalness.

by 810ohyeahbaby May 31, 2011

Braided faded

When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade

Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded

by Jackychan9999 March 24, 2017

Brandeis Binary Scale

The fact that girls at Brandeis don't fit a normal distribution, but a Bernoulli distribution when rated.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.

Yeah man. It is impossible to rate girls at Brandeis. Over there, there is a binary scale. 1 and 0, either you want to fuck her or not. Famous as the Brandeis Binary Scale.

by theboogeyboogeyman February 14, 2018