(Goh-toH Boh-toH) - An overconfident man with a pencil thin penis. In medical term a penile diameter so small that a circumcision could not be performed . Frequently found within local male population in Hawaii; A goto is someone who is a scrub or wannabe player. The term boto is a Filipino slang word used locally in Hawaii for penis.
Friend 1: "How was that date with that smooth talker last night?" Friend 2: "The date was over when he pulled his pants down and I saw his goto boto".
Talking about her ex-boyfriend: "He acted like a big dick but he had a goto boto."
Nurse to newborn mom: "Oh your baby boy has a goto boto!"
Talking about her ex-boyfriend: "He acted like a big dick but he had a goto boto."
Nurse to newborn mom: "Oh your baby boy has a goto boto!"
by MadMax808 September 7, 2016
Get the goto boto mug.A five syllable sentence. Hailing from the south side of the Hawaiian island Kauai. A big boto brandon is some one with an abnormally large dick. Particularly used in the rape of small animals that can easily be manipulated or abused.
by LaneTrain September 5, 2016
Get the big boto brandon mug.Someone that’s related to a glonk but has a more of a leprechaun look also cannot swim just looks and dies
by Theglonkhimself September 11, 2018
Get the Bimmy boto mug.“It seems like they are commento botoing the comment section”
by AGlassOfMilkYT June 5, 2022
Get the Commento boto mug.Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
Get the Botox-Mongol mug.by F1SH ASF! March 8, 2021
Get the botoxqueen1968 mug.by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
Get the botog mug.