Blumpkin

The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.

Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.

by Aditya, son of Kieron October 20, 2006

Blumpkin

Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.

Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"

by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009

blumpkin

gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin

tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks

by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 29, 2009

Blumpkin

To take a shit, while being given head.

Blumpkin.

by lucy6505 September 8, 2008

Blumpkin

When a man is on the toilet and a woman sucks his penis.

I love me a blumpkin

by Musically Dabs February 7, 2017

Blumpkinator

Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.

Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.

by grilliam shakespeare October 22, 2011

Blumpkin

When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.

Blumpkin

by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010