Skip to main content

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
by Spency McGee September 20, 2017
mugGet the blow some carbon off the valvesmug.

Car girl Blow Off Valve

The act of fucking a car thot and while she climax’s pulling out so she lets out a couple of loud, wet, queef’s
car thot: I really need a good guy in my life.
Thot destroyer: well maybe if every guy standing here hadn’t given you the Car girl Blow Off Valve you could find one
by The car guy brad May 9, 2019
mugGet the Car girl Blow Off Valvemug.

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis
Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"
by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008
mugGet the Blow off the easy onemug.

I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018
mugGet the I'm gonna blow your head offmug.

Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loin

When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.
"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."
by GameGulch July 20, 2006
mugGet the Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loinmug.

blow your back doors off

To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.
Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."
by Alex "FatSage" November 2, 2006
mugGet the blow your back doors offmug.

Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.
by Dok5150 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Tiff blowing Bryan offmug.

Share this definition