Toke a Bloke 

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

Toke a Bloke by A_Godly_Canuck September 15, 2012

bloved 

The state of being blinded from love. Thinking that your partner is more attractive then he/she really is because you love him/her.

Dude, my gf is soo sexy.
No dude, ur just bloved.

bloved by sfhomie June 30, 2011

ranboo my beloved 

RANBOO MY BELOVED I MISS HIM

oh look ranboo my beloved is streaming!!

ranboo my beloved by benchtvt April 4, 2021

blokey 

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007

Blokey Bloke 

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.

Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.

Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007

Bloke-Ass Nigga

a black guy with a British accent.

Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a bloke-ass nigga.

Bloke-Ass Nigga by bruce9707 May 7, 2009

blokette 

A femaliased.. (its also a word.) version of a bloke.

"Different strokettes for different.. blokettes... uh, yeah.. PINT O BITTAH AND A STEAK PLEASE!"

blokette by Farsin McMarsin.. from McMarsin and Marsin! March 29, 2004