John: "oh God! That stinks like sewage and dead whales!"
Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"
Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."
Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"
Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."
by Stale Ale May 20, 2010
Get the Bloodfart mug.An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.
by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
Get the Bloodfart mug.After Melissa had a rough night of anal sex with the whole footballteam, she decided she had to go and visit the toilet. As she finally sat down she felt the need to release gas due to all the penetrating. After letting a big fart she realised that it also contained blood. Therefore a "bloodfart".
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