Bloggerazzi

An individual that waits for authors of popular blogs to post new enteries so that they can be the first to leave a comment.

Becka:
people will post on boards or comments etc, with just "FIRST" or "Top Ten" because they're there before everyone else

Becka:
it's the i'm better than you because i posted first on dooce's website today blah blah blah-coughloser-

Jay:
Never heard of it.

Becka:
you're lucky

Becka:
'its annoying, most of the time turns into a shit slinging fest between comment people because people are pissed they weren't first

Becka:
it's argueing on the internet at it's worst

Becka:
fucking retards

Jay:
Sounds like a new term needs to be coined... "Bloggerazzi"

Becka:
haha indeed

Jay:
I wonder if you and I can trademark that word... and then unleash it onto the internet.

by The Sheepshagger November 2, 2005

BlogHer

BlogHer (not to be confused with BlogShe): It’s a conference that happens in July. You get there on Thursday and party. Friday you go to a few sessions and realize they are all kind of boring. Go get drunk with your friends. Saturday you go to the sessions that your friends or celebrities are speaking at and then you stalk them and give them love letters with pictures of them and your cat. Saturday night you tell everyone your deepest secrets and also accidentally flash some people. Sunday important stuff happens but you skip it to sleep in and then you go to the airport.

"I went to the BlogHer conference but all I got was this lousy hangover."

by The Troubless April 15, 2008

bloggering

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.

Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)

by VickyB February 5, 2009

Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

by Malecomejones January 23, 2012

Bloggerotica

a blog that contains erotic stuff.

hey, do you write erotic stories in your blog?
Yes, I do bloggerotica!

by Literateuse February 21, 2013

Bloggerazzi

someone who stalks celebrities on the internet and comments about and records every little thing seen and done the way paparazzi stalk them on the street.

Man, Perez Hilton upped his game from blogger to bloggerazzi when he wrote 3 blogs about Paris Hilton just today.

by boomchick January 8, 2008

blogger's block

Inability to think of anything to blog about.

I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.

by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007