Anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out.
Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus
Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus
Man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie.
by isaidyo May 25, 2011
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Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011
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The act of a black person unknowingly impersonating a white person by engaging in activities that are stereo-typically dominated by the "white" culture. To the observer, this seems unnatural or backwards to the point of being humorous. Hence the term: "blackwards."
The act of a black person unknowingly impersonating a white person by engaging in activities that are stereo-typically dominated by the "white" culture. To the observer, this seems unnatural or backwards to the point of being humorous. Hence the term: "blackwards."
Jeff really enjoys ice skating on the weekends.
Example Conversation:
Person A: Jeff is "Blackwards"
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: I saw Jeff put hummus on his grits yesterday morning.
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Person A: Jeff is "Blackwards"
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: I saw Jeff put hummus on his grits yesterday morning.
by Hairy Castle October 4, 2016
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Get the Blocklander mug.Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.
Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"
Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."
Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."
Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
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