Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
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When the sleeves of an undershirt bulge out from the bottom of the sleeves of the shirt worn on top. See teespurt.
Also, a shirt that is crappy for any multitude of reasons: ugly, ill-fitting, poorly-made, smelly.
Also, a shirt that is crappy for any multitude of reasons: ugly, ill-fitting, poorly-made, smelly.
Just realized my favorite concert tee shirt becomes a blundershirt as soon as I put any other shirt over it.
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Anyone from South London would take this as a new approach to the old mundane "Blinding".
Anyone from South London would take this as a new approach to the old mundane "Blinding".
When you're sitting on the sofa with your mate, skint. All of a sudden your lottery numbers match the numbers on the T.V. And that is a Blinderfull moment.
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Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
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n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"
v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang
v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn
interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
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