California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

big beef blopper

The iconic, yet tasty burger from hit show American Dad. The Big Bleef Blopper is a fast food item. Meg from Family guy loves to eat semen on her Big Beef Blopper.

Megan went to RB Burger Shack for her favorite afternoon pick me up, a dripping Big Beef Blopper!

by SluttyPoultry420 March 30, 2023

skin beef

Inmates being held because of rape, incest, pedophilia, etc.

Yo dat niggas up here on sum skin beef. Let's shank his ass.

by blarglesnargle August 25, 2008

proxy beef

When you have beef with someone on someone else's behalf.

Allison has a proxy beef with Zoey because she went down on her friend Caitlin's boyfriend at Coachella behind a bush.

by CristianoD January 24, 2017

knock the beef out your taco

gettin' yo ass whooped

don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....

by willcee1 June 2, 2014

beef it

When attempting to perform a critical task, one over does things and fails miserably but also humorously.

To crash and fail

Jim was tryin to jump this car on his bike, but when he hit the ramp he was goin way to fast and just totally beefed it on the other side.

Whoa, did you see that guy? he just totally beefed it

by Iamthestallionmang May 18, 2005

beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.

"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert

by au4040 December 16, 2006