Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

mo' brainer

noun. A situation or puzzle or predicament that is more difficult than it at first seemed; the opposite of a "no brainer"; something that requires more than one person (i.e. mo' than one brain) to figure out.

Uma thought that the Soduko puzzle would be easy, but it turned out to be a "mo' brainer."

by Erik Patterson July 16, 2008

Blaineduffy

Adjactive: a word for someone being anoying, stupid and bisexual at the same time

"Your such a blaineduffy for feeling that guys ass"

by Kingkarate1 May 23, 2009

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

no-brainer

Something so obvious to be correct/appropriate, that it requires no contemplation to decide on.

It was a no-brainer for Zack to wear a condom when he banged that disease infected whore (ewwwww).

by efulitz January 8, 2004

brainer

Slang for someone who gives oral sex

"Yo you know Shayna's a brainer right?"
"Word?"
"Ye man; go chop dat"

by TheCurryFairy September 7, 2006

David Blaineing

Walking aimlessly up and down the sidewalk trying to impress people.

That fool was David Blaineing down Broad St. last night when he should've just been gettin a taxi home.

by Laura Stearns May 25, 2007