Polish the Bishop

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Bishop's Licence

The Bishop's Licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when his wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to wank himself blind.

Bloke 1: You coming down the pub, Bruce?

Bloke 2: Nah Bruce, the missus's at her sister's, I've got the Bishop's Licence.

by hydraulis November 19, 2011

Bishops Gate

Infinitely unchill.

“Matt’s mom isn’t letting him come because he has to do homework.”

“Damn dude that’s bishops gate.”

by UBLEY June 16, 2018

Bishop Blanchet

A school so white and homophobic you would think it was donald trump. Mostly known for widespread mono because we hit eachothers juuls all day we spend most of time walking around the hallway saying “you got your stick on you?”. At least 2 people will ask you per day. Too many basic white hoes and annoying football guys make our school even whiter. You would be glad you dont go here its hell.

Bishop Blanchet ? Sooooo gay

by nsnskkxichgbwb September 18, 2018

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah

by glonked August 21, 2022

Angry Bishop

A raging hard-on

He had the angry Bishop. It was like a baby's arm sticking out a pram holding a candy apple.

by Crispeee September 21, 2011

PMitch Bishop

PMitch Bishop or Mitch for short is Reading slang for someone with autism, and who loves Daniel Simmons. However, the said person is sometimes nice, though picky. The "Bishop" is a suffex which indicates that the man in question is also a pedophile.

"That guy is so Mitch(PMitch Bishop) why is he speaking so loudly?"

by Danielsimmons June 7, 2019