Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)

oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too

by kennythemoron October 23, 2023

Birthday Cake

The Act of Slapping your partner in their face during sex as they are about to climax, immediately followed by giving them surprise Anal.

That nasty slag down the hall really enjoys her birthday cake.

by Hugh e Rexion November 17, 2023

Birthday Cake

A prolapsed anus with a hemorrhoid sticking out.

We was boutta get down and then she pulled out a Birthday Cake.

by eclisped April 27, 2023