A person so f*cking stupid they’re actually smart. Every task they do always seem to work out but in the most retarded, back to front way.
by Just a lil girl with a huge... October 7, 2025
Get the Bilbomug. When you shit so hard you cum into 10 women at once getting them all pregnant and having inercourse with all of them at one time smearing you massive shit all over them
by Peodeo September 8, 2021
Get the dirty bilbomug. When a dude flips his lady upside and facing him. Her face it strategically placed level with his junk. She then tea bags his balls while he smells her feet. That’s the only bilbo baggins.
I bilbo bagginsed that ho and her feet smelled like dead skunk on a hot august night. It was awesome!
by Irene golden January 16, 2019
Get the Bilbo bagginmug. Hey mate! I put $100 on the pies to win paying $3. You know what that means?
Yelled together “Bilbo Baggins!!!”
Yelled together “Bilbo Baggins!!!”
by Rerere! August 10, 2018
Get the Bilbo Bagginsmug. Person1:Jeez did you here what happened to my older brother? He got put in prison for participating in a gang war! I even got to see his bilboes!!! Person2:Really!!?!?!? That's so cool! How much time till they let him loose on the streets again!??! Person1:I don't really know lol
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 May 2, 2018
Get the Bilboesmug. A term used by a group in Discord to utterly confuse tiktoker, Chris Aegis. Only the regulars of this group know it's true meaning . . . Will he ever find out?
by Ambazaar February 4, 2019
Get the BILBOmug. To look in your pockets for an item, to find its not there, and then begin to frantically search everywhere to finally find said item was in your pocket all along.
I just spent five minutes looking in my room for my key and it was in my pocket the whole time! I bilboed out, big time!
by Basil Johnson October 27, 2011
Get the Bilboedmug.