Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.

Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro

by josebezos July 26, 2022

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Bezos

(Spanglish) said to another when you wish to send them "very rich kisses"

Thank you for that all you've done for the community! Bezos!

by Scrappy Ky October 27, 2023

Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

by Somebody382 October 28, 2021

Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021

Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021