Being a Douglas

An annoying, know it all, Jack of all Trades, Master of None.

Boy, that guy is bugging the shit out of me, he sure is Being a Douglas !

by ufeelmyhanglow December 06, 2011

being a Luis

Saying you're getting a job but really bullshitting to make it seem like you're going somewhere or not working and showing up to "work" late or asking everyone for money.

Guy 1: man that guys been saying he's getting the job for a year now
Guy 2: yeah his excuse is papers haven't gone through
Guy 1: he must be being a Luis!

by Randomshitniggah July 09, 2014

being a pk

To be a pk means to annoy, bother, and to troll without even knowing you are being a nuisance.

6:38 PM - turtles.: sup
7:23 PM - turtles.: whore why u ignore me
7:25 PM - floob-: F7 Y U BEING A PK?!!?

by repeatme April 22, 2011

being fresh

To talk or act in a sexual or sexually inappropriate way

Boy: Dang you look thick in them jeans

Girl: Boy stop being fresh!

by Being Fresh September 30, 2020

Being Offended

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.

Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.

by RytHandedCobra December 13, 2020

Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.

(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?

by haydoh playdoh January 06, 2012

being a maggie

when a girl refuses to do something for their man. being a Maggie

When ricegum asks morber to do what you know what. she refuses too and netdecks. being a maggie

by Morbergum May 13, 2016