Benchkri

A mix between a benchod and bakrichod (my two favourite words!). Usually involves a guy shagging his own sister and a sheep (or goat) at the very same time!

Dips - Oh Dan you are such a benchkri
Dan - Yeah Dips I love my sheep too ;)

by Dips112 May 28, 2008

Wench Bench

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.

Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.

by rabidraptor July 25, 2010

BenChipKey Moment

Overwatch term reffering to when someone is not on point (the objective in a match of Overwatch.) This term originates from when the famous player “BenChipKey” failed to get on point in a crucial match of Overwatch.

“Guys get on point or your doing a BenChipKey Moment”

by Cryptoneddy_ December 21, 2022

Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.

'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'

by mynameischuck March 19, 2009

welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

benching

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017

Belichick

verb: To cut the sleeves of a garment, with complete disregard to evenness, uniformity or style.

Dan likes to see his watch when he jogs, so he will Belichick his sweatshirts.

by DanthePatsfan January 18, 2008