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office beast

Office Beast is an over weight broad, usually working in customer service. Fat with red hair, she stomps around all day in her elephant suit and talks about banging randos.
Could you imagine the smell is you took Office Beast's pants off?
by Mad Skeezy July 11, 2014
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the number of the beast

1- 666, the devil's number
2- a pretty damn good song by Iron Maiden
Anywhere you see "666" it is an omen of the devil. It is considered "The Number of the Beast"
by Markdashark1212 May 10, 2007
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Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”
by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019
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Bare Beans

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.
"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"
by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017
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Mr.Beast

Mr.Beast just gave me a lamborghini
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020
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Milanese beans

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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Gangster Beast

A cool word that only the coolest people use it’s a inside joke that only a few selection of people know
by Gangster Beast February 23, 2021
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