A town on Long Island filled with wiggers who think that they're hard because they smoke pot everyday and go to elementary school playgrounds. Bellmore is divided into two sections, no one can just be from "Bellmore." There's North Bellmore and South Bellmore.
North Bellmore is filled with hardcore gangsters (16 year old kids who smoke weed everyday, and never amount to much of anything in their lives) and you'd better not fuck with them or they'll fuck you up (throw eggs at your car during Halloween).
South Bellmore is filled with assholes who have waterfront property, houses that are way to big to even be called houses and cars to match. Its filled with guineas who get their eyebrows waxed and go fake tanning, and...Jews.
If you don't smoke weed and drink, theres not much to do at all here. Some kids go to Bellmore Playhouse, a shitty little movie theater. Outside of it, on Saturday nights, theres tons of little 13 year old kids who are tough because their mommies let them stay out past 11.OH, and don't forget about the hardcore sk8r kids who shop at Hot Topic and are so totally awesome because they skate and smoke cigarettes...
Theres a middle school here everyone goes to, Grand Ave, a school filled with flaming queers and more assholes.
I wished I had more to tell you all, but chances are if you're reading this, you already know.
North Bellmore is filled with hardcore gangsters (16 year old kids who smoke weed everyday, and never amount to much of anything in their lives) and you'd better not fuck with them or they'll fuck you up (throw eggs at your car during Halloween).
South Bellmore is filled with assholes who have waterfront property, houses that are way to big to even be called houses and cars to match. Its filled with guineas who get their eyebrows waxed and go fake tanning, and...Jews.
If you don't smoke weed and drink, theres not much to do at all here. Some kids go to Bellmore Playhouse, a shitty little movie theater. Outside of it, on Saturday nights, theres tons of little 13 year old kids who are tough because their mommies let them stay out past 11.OH, and don't forget about the hardcore sk8r kids who shop at Hot Topic and are so totally awesome because they skate and smoke cigarettes...
Theres a middle school here everyone goes to, Grand Ave, a school filled with flaming queers and more assholes.
I wished I had more to tell you all, but chances are if you're reading this, you already know.
"Hey you want to go to Bellmore and smoke some weed at the school yard?"
"No thanks, I'm not a douchebag."
"No thanks, I'm not a douchebag."
by Anonymous141 January 9, 2009
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After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
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Belmont Milds, now just referred to as Belmont(s) by smokers due to government regulations prohibiting the use of phrases like "light and Mild" on Tobacco Cigarette products are a brand of premium Canadian Tobacco Cigarette. Despite initial reports and rumors from smokers that Belmonts would be discontinued this never occurred. This may be attributed to the fact that this brand and Canadian Tobacco Industry once again saw a resurgence of popular youth smokers within the "hipster" and "party crowd" in Canada. Also that Benson & Hedges a British company that manufactures Belmont Cigarette may have felt they would lose a large market share of Canadian Tobacco Cigarette smokers to other Canadian brands as it's there only Canadian Cigarette brand.
Made with a Charcoal Filter if you open the filter of a Belmont you would find small fragments of Charcoal which gives the Cigarette an unique taste by removing certain impurities (Some smokers may say this is just an attempt to overlay bad Tobacco).
Made with a Charcoal Filter if you open the filter of a Belmont you would find small fragments of Charcoal which gives the Cigarette an unique taste by removing certain impurities (Some smokers may say this is just an attempt to overlay bad Tobacco).
Consumer "I'd like a pack of Belmont Milds Kingsize please"
Shopkeep "That would be $12.50"
Consumer "Fuck"
Shopkeep "That would be $12.50"
Consumer "Fuck"
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Get the Belmont Milds mug.A small but densely populated suburban town located about 6.5 miles from downtown Boston. It borders Lexington, Waltham, Watertown, Cambridge, and Arlington. It's a nice, friendly town for the most part and has great schools. Not to be confused with Belmont, California.
Leon: I live in Boston, how about you?
Addy: I live in Belmont.
Leon: Not too far, you can visit me sometime!
Addy: Sounds good!
Addy: I live in Belmont.
Leon: Not too far, you can visit me sometime!
Addy: Sounds good!
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Belhoff is the nickname for people who have knack of betraying their friends slash soulmates. Appear as somebody with nazi-hair, gay-attitude, brainless usually. It's kind of disease. No cure. Person who is consider for beeing belhoff often own Instagram account where he/she promotes himself/herself as saint as f*** but lowkey gay fag.
Belhoff is the nickname for people who have knack of betraying their friends slash soulmates. Appear as somebody with nazi-hair, gay-attitude, brainless usually. It's kind of disease. No cure. Person who is consider for beeing belhoff often own Instagram account where he/she promotes himself/herself as saint as f*** but lowkey gay fag.
Josh you've always been my friend.
-stop lying you are just belhoff
Do you like me?
-I dont know, you started act like belhoff
She is just awful and she doesnt treat her friends good way.
-yes, because she is belhoff.
-You took a picture with my ex hoe. You are such a belhoff!
-I dont like you because you acted like belhoff yesterday.
-stop lying you are just belhoff
Do you like me?
-I dont know, you started act like belhoff
She is just awful and she doesnt treat her friends good way.
-yes, because she is belhoff.
-You took a picture with my ex hoe. You are such a belhoff!
-I dont like you because you acted like belhoff yesterday.
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