1 definition by Anonymous141
A town on Long Island filled with wiggers who think that they're hard because they smoke pot everyday and go to elementary school playgrounds. Bellmore is divided into two sections, no one can just be from "Bellmore." There's North Bellmore and South Bellmore.
North Bellmore is filled with hardcore gangsters (16 year old kids who smoke weed everyday, and never amount to much of anything in their lives) and you'd better not fuck with them or they'll fuck you up (throw eggs at your car during Halloween).
South Bellmore is filled with assholes who have waterfront property, houses that are way to big to even be called houses and cars to match. Its filled with guineas who get their eyebrows waxed and go fake tanning, and...Jews.
If you don't smoke weed and drink, theres not much to do at all here. Some kids go to Bellmore Playhouse, a shitty little movie theater. Outside of it, on Saturday nights, theres tons of little 13 year old kids who are tough because their mommies let them stay out past 11.OH, and don't forget about the hardcore sk8r kids who shop at Hot Topic and are so totally awesome because they skate and smoke cigarettes...
Theres a middle school here everyone goes to, Grand Ave, a school filled with flaming queers and more assholes.
I wished I had more to tell you all, but chances are if you're reading this, you already know.
North Bellmore is filled with hardcore gangsters (16 year old kids who smoke weed everyday, and never amount to much of anything in their lives) and you'd better not fuck with them or they'll fuck you up (throw eggs at your car during Halloween).
South Bellmore is filled with assholes who have waterfront property, houses that are way to big to even be called houses and cars to match. Its filled with guineas who get their eyebrows waxed and go fake tanning, and...Jews.
If you don't smoke weed and drink, theres not much to do at all here. Some kids go to Bellmore Playhouse, a shitty little movie theater. Outside of it, on Saturday nights, theres tons of little 13 year old kids who are tough because their mommies let them stay out past 11.OH, and don't forget about the hardcore sk8r kids who shop at Hot Topic and are so totally awesome because they skate and smoke cigarettes...
Theres a middle school here everyone goes to, Grand Ave, a school filled with flaming queers and more assholes.
I wished I had more to tell you all, but chances are if you're reading this, you already know.
"Hey you want to go to Bellmore and smoke some weed at the school yard?"
"No thanks, I'm not a douchebag."
"No thanks, I'm not a douchebag."
by Anonymous141 January 10, 2008