all-beef diet

1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.

2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.

3. Keto 4.0, for incels.

'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'

'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'

'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'

by TwoBitVigilante November 17, 2018

roast beef drag lip

Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.

Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.

by Anne Marie Vandencunt June 11, 2006

beef dip

A combination of a hot beef injection and a quickie.

After a hard day at the office, Dmytry gave Dave a beef dip.

by Bubba Bob Rae August 8, 2005

Beef Drapes

A pair of vaginal lips that hang PRECICELY 1 foot or lower from the snatch-must be 1 foot or longer to qualify as beef drapes; beeflike apperance/scent; stretch when pulled; flap on call; continue to sag with age.

"Yo gramma, hang dem beef drapes out to dry! they greasin up my floo!

"shut up or ill slap you with my beef drapes!'

by sweetlips April 4, 2005

roast beef drapes

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

by whores July 2, 2008

Beef Dangles

A superior act of Dangling

Sean: Yo dude i was playing NHL 10 last night and i busted out some mad beef dangles.
Jake: Doubt it.

by Mr Dangle Pants November 8, 2009

Beef Dangle

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is only partly circumcised, and ripping the remainder of the foreskin off in your two front teeth, but it goes unrealised and the performer continues to walk around for the remainder of the day with this foreskin stuck between their two front teeth.

Jenny gave me head last night and totally got a beef dangle

by Neelhtak33 December 20, 2010