Beaver Dam

n: A large gathering of Lesbians

Guy 1: (standing in line at the bar) What is the hold up?
Guy 2: Oh, God! There's a beaver dam ahead!

by narwhalbattle March 13, 2011

Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".

I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.

by Tree303 November 9, 2013

beaverage

Early cenozoic era during which mammals such as beavers started appearing

When did squirrels evolove? I believe it was in the mid cenozoic era, immediately following the beaverage

by rabbitguy August 1, 2009

beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

by JT October 4, 2004

Beaver Dam

To stop your friend from having sexual relations with an ugly chick!

Yo, Jackson, you have to make sure the beaver dam goes up if I get really drunk and want to fuck Sam!

by Jason Ho June 28, 2008

beaver dam

(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med

Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)

by A friend and his beaver dam December 28, 2007

Beaver Dam

When a woman cock blocks another woman

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!

by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017