Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist

1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.

1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!

by carfreak17 December 4, 2005

Beat that Ass

Verb. In fantasy sports, to beat your opponent by 💯 points or more.

Your team sucks so I’m gonna Beat that Ass this week.

by EZP1241 November 12, 2019

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020

Ass blast

My favorite type of sushi at McDonald’s

I love the ass blast what about you

by K0nrad January 26, 2020

Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get

Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.

by kyle and zaviour January 1, 2022

Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.

Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022