beantoad

A cute mystical little creature that flies and plants magic lucky beans for humans to find

Jumps like a toad when angry or hungry

Yesterday I saw a beantoad flying over a rainbow!! It was magical.

I thought I saw a toad but it was just an angry beantoad

by hellokittyfr December 8, 2021

Beantop

Slang for "on his head" "Im on his beantop headtop for real, got his goofy ass!"

"Im on his beantop headtop for real, got his goofy ass!"

by dpoopa December 1, 2025

The BeantownFren

When a thicc baddie with a kingsize backside sits on your face.

Mike: Wassup with that baddie you met at the farmer's market?
Dave: We met for drinks, discussed natural remedies then she gave me the Beantown Fren.
Mike: uh, what?
Dave: In the splendor of her presence, she exuded both grace and strength. A statuesque beauty, tall and commanding, she carried her 220 pounds with effortless poise and confidence. Her presence was both comforting and overwhelming, like the embrace of a gentle giant. As she sat upon my face, there was a sense of regal authority combined with tender intimacy, making the moment both breathtaking and deeply personal. The BeantownFren was a blend of power and tenderness, wrapped in the elegance of her form and the warmth of her being.
Mike: Yeaaaah boooooi

by Rugged Rocket August 7, 2024

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016