Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Bartholomew the III

angel’s son. blue bitch

Bartholomew the III is my son! - gay homo kid

by peesly October 29, 2021

Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.

Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!

by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

Bartholomew James

A meanie who scowls so you punch him in the face. evil little mischievous boy. alternatively known as brad.

God! Bartholomew James is scowling again! I need to teach him a lesson

by slayqueen69 August 21, 2022

Bartholomew

The first name of Bartholomew Dinglenut, the most skibidi rizzler person in existence with a level 7 gyat.

Damn... Bartholomew is cheeked up today.
(I did this as a dare someone please remove this)

by Jamarius Quangle Dangle December 4, 2024