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The Red Baron

the best Pilot of The first German Reich (or Prussia) in WW1, whom painted his plane red, because the rest of his squadrant the flying circus painted 1 part of their plane red, so he painted the entire plane, and probably half of his hand.
h: d have you ever heard about The Red Baron?
d: yeah that one guy who got 90 air victories with a red plane in uhhhhhh. WW1?
h: yeah WW1
by brick duster December 9, 2021
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Phil Baroni

Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar.
"If I fought Matt Lindland 100 times, I'd win 98% of the time." -Phil Baroni

"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni

"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni

"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni

"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni

"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni

"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni
by Wenusan May 15, 2006
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Pussy Baron

A titled given to a man who has arrived to the highest state of the male existance; having all the pussy he can ever want.
Huh Hefner is a Pussy Baron.

The Pussy Baron is always smiling.
by I, The Pussy Baron January 2, 2009
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Brony

From Wikipedia:

Brony is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Krzyżanów, within Kutno County, Łódź Voivodeship, in central Poland. It lies approximately 12 kilometres (7 mi) south of Kutno and 40 km (25 mi) north of the regional capital Łódź.
The village has a population of 80.
When I was in Poland, I visited Brony!
by udusers1 November 4, 2011
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casual brony

A genetic life form that enjoys watching the televised show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This life form simply watches the program but does not engage in any further "brony"-related activity and therefore is referred to as a casual.
Jonathan enjoys drawing pictures of Rainbow Dash. He is a brony.
William does not, but he does like to watch the show in which Rainbow Dash originated. He is a casual brony.
by Casual Brony August 1, 2012
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Oil Baron

A magnate in the oil industry. While in a lucrative business, no one knows exactly what one does other than marry their enemy's granddaughter and fill her belly with his seed.
"That oil baron got his vengeance on H.R. Pickens"
by PrettyFly4AWhiteGuy1234556 October 2, 2021
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Bronya

The easiest translation is Battle maiden or goddess of war. The name is of Russian and Polish origin translated as "armor, strength, protection".
Bronya, Bron, Brontie
by skippyyy February 6, 2010
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