Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010

Barack Obama

The first half-white president.

I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.

by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010

Barack-A-Wear

Term for the millions of shirts, pants, hats, wristbands, helmets etc... that portray the image and/or ideas of President Barack Obama. Considering that his administration is more or less a miracle, this is not entirely bad.

Dude 1: "You should of seen the killing I made the week of the inauguration."

Dude 2: "What were you movin so fast that you never have to work again?"

Dude 2: "Barack-A-Wear by the truckload"

by wrightr333 May 07, 2009

Barack Roll'd

Esentially the same thing as getting Rick Roll'd. Barack Roll'd normally will be seen on Youtube.

Hey check this cool new video out!


OH NO! John McCain just got Barack Roll'd!

by buttercupwankers March 13, 2009

Barack The Vote

Barack The Vote is a new spin on Rock The Vote. RTV is used to increase youth voter turnout. Barack The Vote is used to increase turnout in voters who want a change and support Barack Obama.

Barack The Vote is a new spin on Rock The Vote.

by Wade Moriarty February 29, 2008

barack-blocking

Political cock-blocking, especially by Republicans.

"Dude, I hear that Obama wants to legalize weed, but the Republicans are barack-blocking him."

by misterjones58 April 08, 2013

Barack Obama

When you drop a turd and it has corn in it.

Last year at the State Fair, I dropped a huge Barack Obama after eating a Stizzy's Roasted Corn...

by DougLippy March 23, 2023