bangover

The day after unprotected sex experienced by women. Usually involves a regular hangover coupled with the negatives effects of the morning after pill. This combo with the addition of the "fuck im an idiot" feeling creates the ultimate in feeling like shit.

Cindy: Hey jane, wanna come for breakfast?
Jane: No i feel like fuckin shit..
Cindy: oh hangover?
Jane: no... bangover
Cindy: OOooooooo... fuck, try not to kill yourself.

by preganator December 3, 2010

bangover

the result of hardcore sex where you cant feel your body any more and you feel hung over but youve just had sex no alcohol and your done!
you want more but your body cant take anymore because your to worn out.

bangover To much boning in one night and you body is

DONE

by iheartsnow23 June 29, 2010

bangover

The lethargy and lack of motivation that can result from having vigorous sex too early in the day.

I've been trying to get motivated today but Karen and I had wild sex this morning even before we got out of bed and I've struggled with a bangover ever since.

by Wordler October 20, 2009

Bangover

It's when you have alot of sex and your balls hurt the next day

I banged your mom last night five times and today I have a bangover

by Yourmotherwasgood December 25, 2009

Bangover

That signiture feeling of dread and remorse you get the morning after going to bed with someone you probably shouldn't have i.e. an ex, a roommate, that friend that's probably in love with you even though you don't feel the same...
Also, the state of being when dealing with the fall out of such situations.

1. Dude. I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I slept with my ex. She's called me three times this morning! This has to be the worst bangover I've ever had.

2. Katie: Sounds like you and Mike had a fun night!
Rachel: Yeahh.. you'd think so..
Katie: At least you got something!
Rachel: Yeah! A wicked bangover!

by SlutsForSarcasm February 12, 2015

bangover

Another term for the walk of shame feeling you get after a one night stand. Derivative of the word hangover.

Guy: Wow, last night was pretty great.
Girl: Shut the fuck up Peter, it never would have happened if I wasn't drunk. Now leave me alone, I have a bangover.

by pleaseexcusemydopeassswag May 5, 2015

Bangover

(n) The groggy state one is in the morning after a night of rampant sex.

"I was useless at work on Monday- I had such a raging bangover after Sunday night's boinkfest!"

by jannotmarcia September 12, 2015