Bamboozled

Severe hallucinations of bamboo and monkeys while in the state of being sober.

Sorry i didnt come over last night, i was too bamboozled to think.

by tampontoddli February 17, 2009

bamboozle

To be confused;disorientated.

This guy smacked me upside the head and it left me quite bamboozled.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

bamboozling

(v.) the act of inserting one's middle and index fingers into another's butt cheeks and then making a rapid clockwise stirring motion with said fingers, while forcefully blowing air through the lips to create a motorboat-like sound.

"Watch your butt Anthony, you're cruising for a bamboozling!"

by Hot Dog Head October 20, 2006

Bamboozled

The art of smashing in the dark doggy style and then the dude switches with his buddy without the girl knowing and then after a bit shouting “Sending Out a Decoy!”

Aye homie, we bamboozled that bitch good!

by MajorAnon March 5, 2019

bamboozle

Noun

Singular
bamboozle
Plural
bamboozles

(zoology) A branch of pygmy bonobos that are very tiny and big-eyed. Their fur can either be pink, teal, or black. They do not use limbs for movement. Their one only goal in life is to find and forcibly have sex with human females. When attached to a woman, they cannot be removed by any means. Some report say that bamboozles will even hump dead female corpses if they are desperate. They are immortal and will never satisfied.

"My wife was raped by a bamboozle and we had to burry her body with the damn thing... *cry*"

by Solaron Zim April 1, 2008

bamboozle

getting bamboozled

haha get bamboozled

by shreggs November 12, 2018

bamboozle

When a male places his penis in a females mouth when she is asleep, then procedes to urinate in for mouth until she wakes up, at which point the male shouts Bamboozle!

You have been bamboozled hunny

by Joe Reeves February 9, 2008