On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
by kyleissupergay April 07, 2023
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national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.
by BIGPAPI167 June 28, 2023
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Balls appreciation day

The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.
John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
by Minty burns November 05, 2019
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