Baden is probably some German dude, he has a HUGE dick, bigger then big. He is also a king and loving person but can be a playa so guys watch out he's gonna steal your girl.
Girl 1: Is that Baden over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, apparently he has a huge dick!
Girl 3: Oh yeah, Megan told me that apparently its the biggest she has seen!
Girl 2: Yeah, apparently he has a huge dick!
Girl 3: Oh yeah, Megan told me that apparently its the biggest she has seen!
by Meganqwer1 August 12, 2018
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Person2: he’s also got a bent nose
Both people : MUST BE A BADEN AHAH
Person2: he’s also got a bent nose
Both people : MUST BE A BADEN AHAH
by No one likes Baden March 21, 2020
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a really amazing guy who has his life figured out by the time he’s 14, although things don’t always goes as he plans but he rolls with it. is most comfortable around girl friends and catches feelings fast. he’s kind and will talk to you about anything, he will always be there for you even if you aren’t there for him. he forgives very quickly and loves talking on the phone. a bit of a simp, although he’ll never admit it. if he likes you, he’ll remember the little things and somehow be able to almost read your mind. his only downfall is believing things he sees on the internet way to quickly and being super opinionated, but overall a really amazing person that any girl would be lucky to have.
girl 1: he’s so amazing, but thinks chocolate donuts are better than powdered ones and won’t budge about it.
girl 2: he must be a baden, you’re so lucky!!!
girl 2: he must be a baden, you’re so lucky!!!
by depressedweasel September 13, 2020
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by Maximusbilly September 3, 2015
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by JonBad October 16, 2008
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The scientific term used to determine the properties of one's babe-ness. The basic formula is x+/- the squared root of pieR2 / b in which The square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation:
a^2 + b^2 = c^2\,
or, solved for c:
c = \sqrt{a^2 + b^2}. \,
This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them. If the angle between the sides is a right angle it reduces to the Babenicity theorem.
If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation:
a^2 + b^2 = c^2\,
or, solved for c:
c = \sqrt{a^2 + b^2}. \,
This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them. If the angle between the sides is a right angle it reduces to the Babenicity theorem.
That chick's babenicty is through the roof
by Dr. Prescottius Read May 1, 2008
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