backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

Backstabber

Someone that will pretend to be your friends and find out all of your secrets. Once they do that they take the most embarrassing ones and spread it just to embarrass you.

Samantha: I think I like Josh, but I know he doesn't like me back. If I told him I liked him it would ruin our friendship
Brittany: Hey Josh, Samantha likes you she wants to have your babies.
Josh: Ew, I'm not talking to her anymore.
Samantha: that bitch is such a backstabber

by Depressive name June 21, 2015

backstabber

a person who says you can live with them,are really nice and then one day asks you to pay double-board so they can buy golf clubs ... keeps doin that sort of shit, then one day you meet new friends and start dating one of them ...

you introduce them to her and everything is great
...until one day she decides she doesnt like you anymore and tells everyone she is going to kick you out... until she realises you own all the furniture so she finds new boarders that can replace the furniture and kicks you out,

she spreads rumours about you and your boyfriend so that the only guy who ever treated you right and loved you for who you are who you also happen to be pregnant to breaks up with you

turns half your family against you, causes you to lose your job

because of her ... you have noone to talk to anymore, no money and are forced to live with your mum again cause noone else will take you in.

that is a fucking BACKSTABBER!!!

sarah is my sister and she is a fucking backstabber!!!

by Juniorchicky December 9, 2007

Backstabber

Someone who stabs you in the back.

My mother died because a backstabber stabbed her in the back with a pencil.

by Woo!!! April 23, 2009

Backstage Pazz

Its when a girl bends over on her knees in leap frog position and spreads her cheeks showing you the full view of the puzzay and the azzz

Girl, Lemme see your puzzzay. And ya azzz. Its the backstage pazz

by JawnsGuy March 19, 2011

Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

Backstab

Someone who can't handle their own immaturity so they make lies about their friends and then deny that they ever did anything to hurt them.

Person 1: Let's be friends
Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: I'm going to tell you my feelings okay?
Person 2: Okay!

(After a while)
Person 2: what a drama queen! (Said to others) (As they read the persons messages)

Person 1 to different person: They totally backstabbed me! I sent those messages in confidence!

by jldd June 26, 2014