Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.

Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg

by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

Black Friday

Literal he//

Guy 1:Hey did you hear
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Jimmy got sent to Black Friday
Guy 2: HOLY CHEESECAKE

by God On Earth November 27, 2018

Black Friday

Also known as White Privilege Day

Black Friday May be about sales, but my white privilege is free!

by Silver Hammer November 29, 2019

Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Black Friday

The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah!).

by Blizzobus April 2, 2011

black friday

The day after thanksgiving, when stores hold major sales and go out of the red and into the black.

a: whats up with black friday?
b: it's when stores can get out of bankruptcy

by kindie December 28, 2005

Black Friday

The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.

People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019