hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore
by katy knows..... October 04, 2003
probably the craziest person alive but also probably the most talented person alive... if i met him id probably be alittle scared then (like she said) have a sudden urge to hump his leg... few people would understand
by i've said too much haven't i... August 01, 2003
Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~
by Megan March 15, 2005
the hottest guy ever (besides quinn allman) his music rocks and he writes the best real lyrics i have ever heard.
is this the ittalics under the definition? i think it is.
by emiliey May 04, 2005
Bert is the wonderful singer of The Used. He gives the band most of the edge. I too would have the urge to hump his leg...
by :o) August 05, 2003
Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)
by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004
Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::
I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!
by Jennifer September 13, 2003