polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

bayonet

To finish off any wounded soldier (half-empty beer) after the conclusion of a party.

Yaniv: FUCK YES!

Fez: What is it?

Yaniv: I FOUND A WOUNDED SOLDIER!

Keenan: Bayonet that shit!

by yeayuhhhboyeee January 30, 2010

Bayonette Bitch

A noob on Call of Duty: World At War who will equip a bayonette on almost every weapon in their arsenal and will kill you with it 5 times in one game. They are very dangerous at close quarters, aka asylum, but are fucked on normal maps.

Player #1 "wtf that bayonette bitch killed me for the third time in a row, do you want to lead him out into the open and beat the shit out of him?"

Player #2 "hell yah"

by Ghett0asassin August 12, 2009

Bayannet

Some that’s is gifted by the few to get wild as we are supposed to be...

“Hey”

“What”

“Remember me from college we went to ___”
“Huh” (Bayannet)
“I’m Robert remember”
“Ooo yup from chemistry right”
“Yeaaa huuh but wha...”
“Excuse me”

by Nippi kay May 25, 2021

Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

fix bayonets

i'll fight. anscestrally molecularly, and physically to the death.

they tld me to fix bayonets for your torches eventually. i dont even need nos for my paintball guns?

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

Triangular Bayonet

The ruffians didn't stand a chance against by Triangular Bayonet.
Read: Home Defence Musket

Damn, those ruffians were bleeding to death because of my Triangular Bayonet.

by matthewisfuckingstupid January 20, 2023