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basketball

A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.
basketball player: want to play basketball

me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more

me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
basketball by basketballsucks June 29, 2010

basketball

A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.
Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!

Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
basketball by D-Drizzle Money April 15, 2008

basketball

Yo ma niggas lets go play sum basketball.
basketball by bRANdd0N June 6, 2009

basketball

*the act of fingering a girl in lesbien terms.
*sticking your fingers in a girls vagina.
Amanda: Dude I feel asleep playin basketball with Jenni.
Randi: Damn that bitch must have been borring as fuck yo.
Amanda: Yeah she deff. was i woke up and bounced outta that joint.
basketball by ranner September 23, 2005

Basketball

A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.
Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.

Basketball

A name used to define a particularly round white chick, whom typically is surrounded by gentlemen who posses a bronze hue to their skin tone.
What's up with Chelsea these days?

Ahh, man she kind of turned into a basketball.

Hmmm...I wonder why she only dates black dudes, now.

I guess she just likes the way they play the game, man.
Basketball by TD22 January 5, 2014