baseball

The hardest sport ever created. For all you pansys that say its for unathletic people need to take a look around. I'd like to see your ass hit a 90 mph ball that you have no fucking clue if its going to curve or cut or slide or just come straight. It's proven to be one of the hardest things to do in sports to hit a baseball.. you can fail 70% of the time and still be great. You have to actually use your brain in the sport of baseball rather than football, basketball, soccer, etc. where you just run with a fucking ball and put it in goal, hell in football you run 100 yards into a big ass open rectangle then kick it into a giant ass rectangle in the air... impressive?
Pete: Dude, Baseball sucks.. It's for unathletic people that are boring.
Carl: You're an idiot... *smacks the shit out of pete*
by jwG33 July 20, 2006
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a drinking game, similar to beer pong, in which four cups are alined in a straight line and the teams alternate shots to score runs and get on base. The cups represent a single, double, triple and homerun moving from front to back, with the single having the least beer in it and the homerun having the most. Each team sets a line up and then begins shooting at the opponents' cups to get runners on base. Three misses by the team represents three out and the end of an inning. At this point the other team shoots.

Additionally, steals can occur by playing flip cup in the middle of the table. If the runner flips first, the runner advances a base. Otherwise, its an out.
"The other night me and the guys played a World Series of baseball and we were loaded afterwards."
by ol grega February 01, 2009
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probly the gayest sport ever envented. people go and watch this sport for the worst reasons. it is probly the most boring sport in the world its like lets go and watch homos hit balls and people wait for them in the out feild every single hit the out feilder know were its going how boring can it get. lacrosse is the way to go
by m-weezy September 12, 2006
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baseball aint much more to it than that.
by Joe3000 August 10, 2007
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a boring sport for a bunch of fat lazy people who want to make an excuse for being athletes. They get paid millions for sitting on their asses then spitting tobacco then probably actually getting near the ball 5 times in about 4 hours. Totally gay and probably worse than nascar.
Johnny: I'm gay and fat lets go play baseball!!!
Brad: No you fat faggot bitch
by dankith February 15, 2007
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by PUNX April 09, 2005
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The most boring sport. Sports like basketball, football, hockey, soccer, and lacrosse are much more exciting and fun to watch. It is not America's pastime, football is. It doesn't take as much athleticism as football or basketball, and doesn't take as much stamina as soccer or hockey. Lacrosse is also much harder to play. The game stops practically every five seconds, which makes watching it impossible. Most athletes are naturally gifted, while most baseball players are only good becuase they take steroids or some kind of performance enhancer.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch the baseball game? Derek Jeter has an amazing .321 batting average and 92 runs!

Guy 2: You're a faggot.
by G- Bizzle October 08, 2007
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