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bangkok bidet

When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!
by Jordo951 September 23, 2017
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Bangkok Blast

Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.
My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.

Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.
by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021
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Bangkok Twat

Eating an Egg Roll out of a woman's Vag
So last nite I definitly got some chicken fried rice and a Bangkok Twat.
by Kweave November 6, 2007
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Bangkok Rogocki

Proof that money can buy you everthing.
This is a sex act carried out by fat, millionaire business men, whilst on a "business" trip to Thailand.
The act includes said business man sitting in front a large window in a penthouse suit, with a whiskey in one hand and a large cigar in the other, whilst getting chomped off by one or many Thai hookers, and uttering the immortal words "life doesn't get any better than this".
To wind down from a hectic day of drinking, smoking and Ladyboys, whilst on his "business" trip to Bangkok.

Mike poured himself a large glass of single malt, lit a large cigar and relaxed back on a comfy settee, as 2 Thai ladies of the night felated him. And as he gazed out of his penthouse suit window, he muttered in a relaxed manner "Life doesn't get any better than this".
Now available as an optional extra whilst staying at the Bangkok Hilton, on the extras menu as A Bangkok Rogocki
by the real sweet-a-bix January 27, 2011
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Bangkok Bugaboo

When you are a U.S. citizen, travelling abroad and you are caught by the local authorities with a prostitute of the same sex who has not reached the age of consent by U.S. law.
"Senator Hoffman found out first hand what a Bangkok Bugaboo is; the Massachusetts senator is facing 20 years in prison after being caught having sex with an 11-year-old boy in the Phillipines."
by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006
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Bangkok dentist

The act of taking a partner from behind and at moment of climax taking a toothbrush that you have inserted into your ass and brushing there teeth with the shit covered brush.
by pantsman40 March 13, 2011
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