The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.
10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.
It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.
It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"
by Spencer Crispin June 17, 2008
Get the Scale of awesomeness mug.Of great awesomeness; Highest level of awesome. Originally awesome, "ness" has been added to emphasize the greatness, also making it a noun. "icity" added to even further emphasizing it.
by Jordan "jodo" J August 25, 2006
Get the Awesomenessicity mug.In cooking, a sauce is liquid or sometimes semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. Sauces are not consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsus, meaning salted. Sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid.
Awesomesauce, on the other hand, is prepared by mixing equal parts of awesome, amazing and breathtaking. The awesomeness is slowly cooked and small parts of uncanny, extraordinary and magnificent are added. When no one expects it, the awesomesauce should asplode in huge fireworks, sonic booms, gorgeous girls, american flags and monster-trucks.
Awesomesauce, contrary to any other sauce, can be served alone, or acompanying other dishes as movies or rock concerts. Awesomesauce added to any food makes of it a real rollercoaster of emotions, thrills and excitement that Michael Bay would be proud of.
Awesomesauce, on the other hand, is prepared by mixing equal parts of awesome, amazing and breathtaking. The awesomeness is slowly cooked and small parts of uncanny, extraordinary and magnificent are added. When no one expects it, the awesomesauce should asplode in huge fireworks, sonic booms, gorgeous girls, american flags and monster-trucks.
Awesomesauce, contrary to any other sauce, can be served alone, or acompanying other dishes as movies or rock concerts. Awesomesauce added to any food makes of it a real rollercoaster of emotions, thrills and excitement that Michael Bay would be proud of.
by Joe Sax October 28, 2008
Get the Awesomesauce mug.1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.
2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.
2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.
1) When she let him pick which club to go to, he thought that she must really be into him, but in reality she was just giving him an awesomeness test.
2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.
2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.
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Get the awesomenessest mug.After hearing Lauren & KC's song 'Rollin in da Money', everyone exclaimed, "Wow! That song is awesomeness in action!"
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