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The Assumption Song

A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)

The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The Assumption Song is a great way to test if you have a dirty mind.
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A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
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fictitious assumption paradigm

The dynamics of false conclusions made by individuals or groups.
The persons worldview was based on a fictitious assumption paradigm.

Fictitious assumption paradigms often exist in complex problems and pattern recognition.

Americans often hold fictitious assumption paradigms about foreign countries and leaders because they never travel.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Assumption

Are facts if *correct *
by Beast3270 October 28, 2019
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Assumption

Its a good school with one dumb teacher. Some teachers are bitches (and lesbians) and the best class is gym. The boys are nice, well some of them. and a lot of kids vape. A LOT of drama. HOTTTTTTTTT BOYS.
class of 2019 review
Hot guys
Pretty girls
smart people
Small dicks
fake bitches

slap boxing
funny boys
fuck boys
THE GIRLS ARE NOT BASIC CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS. in fact they are the opposite.
Assumption is great and the girls are pretty. I'm suprised none of them have boyfriends.
by thot12345678910 January 18, 2019
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Bi Assumption

the assumption that everyone is bisexual until they indicate otherwise - as opposed to assuming everyone is hetero .
“ I’m going on a date tonight - should probably let them know I’m bi since that could be a deal breaker .”

“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”

“ Don’t you think ?”

“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
by Alis0nr0se July 24, 2024
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The Assumption day

The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
The Assumption day of Cyprus is on 15th August.
by Gaberman August 9, 2022
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