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CSA (cock sucking assistant)

Cock Sucking Assistant - also known as a hair tie, which alleviates any obstructions that may occur during the job.
Using my CSA (cock sucking assistant) last night, allowed the whole experience to run smoothly without any hairy interruptions. The out cum was beneficial for all involved.
by MellyMooster May 10, 2015
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Assistant Snitch

A Person or persons picked up by officials looking for information on his/her Employer that provides them with sensitive information that only an assistant would know or offers more information than they even initially asked for after being threatened with a slap on the wrist.
Man you still running that computer company ? No Sir It Was Raided Thanks To a Suckafish & My Assistant Snitch.
by Sammy Soze October 26, 2011
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Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager
The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager
by tired crew kid April 4, 2019
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Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder
My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy
by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021
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Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".
I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.
by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009
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Research assistant

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.
by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022
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Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.
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