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assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.
I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.
by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012
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Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.
Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"
by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008
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assholian

the nature of an asshole. something that is done that only an asshole would do.
Cheating on her was really assholian of Peter!
by ExtremeMindChocolate November 4, 2009
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Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.
You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"
by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007
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assholican

1.someone who comes from a line of assholes.
or is part of a group of assholes.
2.the biggest form of asshole.
Oh look there goes Bob yeah his whole family are assholes,hes an assholican.
by ninety1 April 7, 2009
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Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
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assholationism

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much
Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.
by JewGotMail May 31, 2017
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