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My dad's asscrack

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack
by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
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Asscrack

Some place/think that's hairy, brown and covered in shit.
India and Iraq are asscracks
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.
Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.
by DatBass2 October 5, 2020
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asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.
by hary dicksack March 10, 2017
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asscrack

that asscrack be peeking out and it’s making me hard baby girl🤰🤰
by yourmommy_23 April 17, 2021
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asscrack

a person that can't take shit and have massive narcissistic ego so therefore you shall compare them to the lows of the lows😁
John is acting like such an asscrack
by boysarebitches:) April 30, 2022
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asscrack

stop shoing your asscrack
by rickrolling May 13, 2022
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