Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

Ass cheeks

The things on the top of your thighs

Wow look at them ass cheeks

by meghann_13x May 23, 2020

Asscheese

Leftover sperm in your ass.

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.

by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015

assacheekqua

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.

A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

asscheese

supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?

by Knee Byter October 20, 2003

asscheese

GreenDayNFG4182

GreenDayNFG4182 is the epitome of asscheese-dom.

by Pablo February 25, 2003

arsecheeks

Used to describe the quality of specially laid on events. ie Weddings, Parties etc

This wedding is fucking arsecheeks!!

by Hank Marvin March 25, 2003